hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

wentzest:

when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade image

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(via lubricates)

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

soufflesandbowties:

soufflesandbowties:

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

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ARE YOU

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

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i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

(via lubricates)